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Yes folks, you are seeing double, it’s the GG’s doc’s birthdays! Saturday the 23rd for Doc E, and Sunday the 24th for Doc D! Yea!!!!! Woohoo!!!!
You might well wonder how two young, beautiful, brilliant ladies became doctors at such a young age. Well, we started early, playing doctor with all our friends, practicing useless cures on one and all. Issuing fake medical advice at every opportunity, and voila! We’re fake Docs! Just like that, two kindred spirits unite with a couple of certificates of our “Hypocritical Oath”!
Among our many outstanding qualities, we’re also very generous! The GG Clinic is free, we never charge for our expert advice and services. (Bribery, extortion and donations are not out of the question though.) And we’re fun, we make being sick something to look forward to. In fact, we have a lot of people who claim they are sick, when in fact they just like our friendly services we provide. All of our patients leave the clinic completely satisfied and smiling! They fill out a “survey of satisfaction” upon their release from our care. After all, The Gutter Girls Clinic Motto is : “Drugged Patients Don’t Remember Sh!t!”
All consultations are confidential, so we never tell! (Trust us!)
The GG Clinic has an excellent research library of “case study videos” so the entertainment never ends! We have met so many wonderful people at our Clinic who were patients and became volunteers. They just love it!!! It has something to do with Doc D….she walks in that exam room in her purple scrubs with matching purse and shoes…..and when those gloves go *SNAP* …..the patient knows they aren’t going anywhere! We have even had two agents from the STFU Agency at our clinic. Our untrained, elite staff members and agents were having an all night party. Whew!!!! What a few days that was.
In the near future we are going to open up a psychiatric wing of the clinic. We have discovered “loons” are in abundance so we will be providing a place of special care and comic relief. Who better to care for the loons than loony doctors!!
We invite all October babies to stop by, toot their horns and say hello so we can all celebrate together. If you’re an October baby, come by and brag about it. Hell, brag about yourself anyway no matter when your birthday is!
